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Snark. One of our greatest, and rudest, forms of speech. You may say you don’t like it, that you never speak in that way, but you’d be lying. Everyone has a snarky streak in them. We’re trying to encourage.

The bidding is on for our Docking Station Auction. Having your own seat and nameplate at the bar comes with infinite possibilities, boundless snark value, and great responsibility*. Think you’re up for the challenge? Put your money where your butt sits.

(There is no responsibility involved with owning a seat at the Crop Circle Cantina. Hell, you don’t even have to sit in it. What you do with it is your business. Unless you want to sit on it naked. Or try to take it to another camp. Damn - stop making ME be responsible!)

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XOXA - Dingo, Co-Owner, Money Mistress, and Chief Maternal Officer